Forgot to mention – on the way to pick up the pizza the previous night, it began to drizzle and sprinkle a bit. I turned on my windshield wipers, only to discover that someone had stolen my wiper blades. My wiper blades. My mother fuckin’, jive-talkin’, ass-cleanin’, wiper blades. My wiper blades.
I am the only person in the world who lives this existence.
posted by The Idiot @ 10:50 PM
A semi-autobiographical weblog about me, searcher for distruth and idiot at large, and my misadventures in a teflon-coated world.
Born to an unsuspecting family, he has grown up to become of the world's foremost idiots, prone to foot-in-mouth-itis, acts of bizarre, indescribable stupidity, and convincing women he likes to stay away from him. After years of schooling and sheltering by the excellent public lower education system, he attended two universities which were both unsuccessful at weeding him out of normal society. He now works as a Software Engineer, and hides from those groups which prevent people like himself from being able to procreate.
1 Comments:
That's quite dumb, actually. What can you do with wipers?
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